Not Giving a Fuck, Sexy time!, Sexy Guys, "feel my legs!!!" " "..why.." "i just shaved." "Dinner's ready!!" "Coming!" *continues using the computer*, "I love him." "How long have you been dating?" " 2 days" "You're an idiot. Hey mom!?!.... what!!!!! ...woah, nevermind then!!, Breaking your candy cane is extremely depressing, saying " shit my phones going to die " & then continue to use your phone & then get pissed off when it dies. "Are you okay?" "Yeah, I'm just tired." The perfect excuse. I miss you, I see you and then I miss you even more. I loved someone, who was someone else's. "You wouldn't dare!" ... "Watch me." When all you can do is sit around and think of that one person that makes your heart dance. If only people knew... I love days when you look really good without actually trying. One good thing about music, When it hits, you feel no pain. I wish there was a google app for your brain, No, creepy 40-year-old foreign guy, you may NOT come back to my life!!
Ok, seriously. I'm sorry but how do you starve yourself? Food is pretty much my BFF. Wait..WHAT! you liked me? Why didn't you tell me.. i liked you to!, Hate it when you think of all the good comebacks... the next day. I really hate slow computers, The word 'epic', Who says nothing is impossible?? I've been doing nothing for a year!, You dumped me for him?!...fag. I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING, FEELING LIKE...going back to sleep..., How most text convo's go: -hey, -hey,-whats up? -nm, wby -same -yeah -yup- well i g2g bye -bye. Instant messages... start typing...i see you typing...i stop...you stop...WTF? keep typing!!, When i read ur text messages I can hear exactly how you would say it. If you tickle me im not responsible for your injuries. Ending A Presentation By Saying "And, Yeah. . ." Texting + Facebook= Textbook.???
Yeah i'm screwed..., Girl, that is a shirt... not a dress, "Mommmmmmm, can i"....'NO!'...."Daddddddd, can i"...'yeah sure whatever'. DO IT TODAY! It might be illegal tomorow. I actually like Myley Cyrus. It's like I want you to know, but I don't want to tell you. That awkward moment when you glance at someone staring at you. Thank you music, for being there when no one else was. The feeling you get when your birthday is just hours away.Oh, I saw your new girlfriend. So.. what happened to your standards? hahaha "We have to talk." Scares me to death, "omfg we almost died" . "haha you should have seen your face", _____is in a 'loving' relationship with ____ but secretly loves _______who is married to ________ who is having an affair with_______......, Hitting things to make them work. There's plenty of fish in the sea...but T.K. you're my nemo ♥. Oh, look... I hate when people punch my abs, and they break their hand. Boys who play with kids are adorable, knowing youre absolutely fucked for an exam but staying on myspace doing nothing about it. Kissing someone who you have been wanting to kiss for the longest time...a year perhaps!. That look you and your friend exchange when you see someone hot. I just spent all day with you, and I miss you already. I wonder if you miss me as much as I miss you. I'm so cool I make ice cubes jealous. If the Bell doesn't dismiss me then the Bell doesn't decide when I arrive. I'm Not Cranky, You're Annoying. Water has a taste you can't explain. "Dude was that a guy or girl?" "I have no idea." Look at the key board ... U and I are together, look underneath it says JK. LMFAO, you remind me of a penny, because your two faced and worthless, Never underestimate a girl's abillity to find things out. Yes i'm a teenager. No I am not pregnant, high,or about to steal your stuff, I pretend I don't care, but it makes me miss you more, "Wanna go?" "Yeah" Nobody moves.. I didn't fall , I attacked the floor. Why do we have to be quiet during a fire drill? Will the fire hear us?, Wierd positions that are strangely comfortable. "Text me if you want." Means "I want you to text me." Text a girl 'hey beautiful', and you could make her whole day. I saw the 'typing' icon for like 5 minutes on chat. you said 'ok'. WTH, Saying " It's ok " but secretly knowing its killing you inside, *wake up in middle of night, look at clock* yes I still have time to sleep!, "How do you know that?" *shrung*. If you like me, Tell Me. If you miss me, Show it. If you love me, Prove it. Sometimes when im walking i try keeping my feet in the little square tiles. I ♥ rain & fog, "You look tired" - Thanks for kindly saying I look like crap. That moment of shame when an automatic door doesn't open for you. "Worst. Idea. Ever." [pause] "Let's do it.",Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit that wasnt supposed to happen...... Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, Umm, believe it or not, I actually can hear you talking about me. Thanks.
I have better things on my mind... not. PAGING DR. FAGGOT!!!!!....Dr. Faggot?, You confuse the fuck out of me. Can somebody please tell this bitch nobody likes her. if a girl replies "k", you did something to piss her off. fake tan, fake eyes, fake hair, fake nails.... bitch are you sure ur not made in china?. "So, who do you like?" *YOU YOU YOU OBVIOUSLY YOU!!!!!* "No one." I hate it when I get stuck on a roof in Vegas and my wolfpack can't find me. I finish my drink before the meal even arrives. When life gives you lemons... make lemonade and find someone whose life gave them vodka... "everyone shut the f*ck up" *answers phone* "hi mom", dont tell anyone, but under these clothes im.... NAKED. Whenever I Make a Mistake, I Can't Stop Thinking About How Stupid it Was. Texting the person next to you stuff you can't say out loud. Oh no, Chloe, don't worry about me.. It's not like I have feelings or anything. If your going to "prank call" someone, at least make it funny. Calling your best friend after something crazy happens. I dont look out windows at night because im afraid of seeing a face.I'm finally over you... wait, did you just smile at me? ....shit. I would carry you to the moon and back... "I am THIS close to calling your mother!!" "Tell her I said hi!!". "Hey did you just.." "No." "But you just.." "Nope." "But I saw you.." "No.".I'm not afraid to tell you.I'im just afraid of the response I'll get. Hi spider, nice spider, let me pet you ... with my shoe ...good spider. When I Miss you, I re-read our old conversations and smile. I remember when animals were crackers, not rubberbands., "Oh, snap! I didn't know they were dating!" "Yup, it's myspace official." I dont care if u hate me....I dont live my life to please u, I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING, FEELING LIKE... Boy "She's hot." Girl "She's a bitch." ... Girl "He's hot." Boy "He's gay." Sis I mention that I hate tickles. I may be laughing while you tickle me, but I WILL kill you once you stop. ~Alarm~. . .snooze. . .~Alarm~. . .snooze. . .~Alarm~ checks time Crap! Paper beats rock? ok, i'll throw a rock at you and you defend yourself with paper. It's funny how I met you, and you changed my life forever
Alone in the house, hear a noise, suddenly think you're going to be killed. Aww, that's sweet. Now how many girls have you said that to?, i love your accent! say more words!!!, 'I don't like him, i'm going to ignore him...' 'Hey:]' 'Hey:D...' trying to explain how much i love you is like trying to explain the taste of water,why is it that mini mms taste sooo much better than the normal sized ones, If karma doesnt knock you out soon, I will. -OMG stop talking while im texting! -Why? -Cuz i'll end up typin what u say. I like your beard. Will you remember me? Cause I know I won't forget you. Drunk people trying to convince you they are sober. Fuck it. lyrics that explain exactly how you feel. No i cant sing, but i will... very loudly, too. "Dont walk into my life if you intend to leave me. The awkward moment when a sex scence comes on the movie you're watching with your parents.
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